Marmalade, a dignified orange tabby with a no-nonsense attitude and a flair for the dramatic, has taken it upon herself to be the official House Cat in Charge.

With years of window-sill meditation and blanket fort mastery under her belt, she’s the queen of calm—and the enforcer of naptime.

When Swiftie showed up (a toe-sized whirlwind with fur), Marmelade sighed dramatically and immediately adopted her. Now, she’s passing down all the ancient feline secrets:

The Art of the Midnight Zoomie

How to Knock a Pen Off a Desk with Purpose

And, of course, the Sacred Ritual of Sitting on Freshly Folded Laundry

Swiftie, named in honor of Gram’s Taylor Swift fandom, is full of sparkles, chaos, and deeply emotional mews. She’s currently working on her first heartbreak ballad—tentatively titled “You Belonged with Me… Until You Shut the Tuna Cabinet.”

Together, they bring just the right amount of mischief and meow to Gram’s letters—and sometimes leave paw prints on the envelopes (consider it a bonus). 🐾